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Midway through coitus, you realise the girls too loose to provide necessary friction. Stick 2 fingers up her arse and, whilst forming the fabled "V's", invert them & give yourself a tug-job from the inside.
I'm not saying she was a bucket, but I had to give myself Churchill's salute just to reach my dairy strokes.
by Hoger the German February 26, 2010