Grouchy, church-going grandmas will often allow hot, putrid methane gas to slowly seep from their wrecked buttholes in hopes that everyone sitting around them will catch a good whiff. Church gas is vindictive, purposeful and is used to get back at the congregation for one reason, or another.
1) Yo, what up Dre?... Damn, is Grandma up in this hizzy? Smells like massive church gas 'round here!
2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.
2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.
by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019