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1. What happens when you go to Mass the day after Halloween and still can only think about candy. When you are receive the Holy Communion, and you are looking into the communion bowl, you will think to yourself, "Hmmm... I wonder if the Church's candy is any good?" Immediately, you will take not one, not two, but a handful of Church candy, stuff it in a plastic pumpkin, and run off into the sunset, never to be heard again.

2. What priests give little boys when trying to lure them in for a "special session".
Bob: "This Church candy is delicious!"
Jim: "..."
Jim: "That's the Holy Communion. The body of Jesus. NOT Church candy!"
Bob: "Still, it IS delicious..."

Priest: "Come here, Johnny. I have some... Church candy for you."
Johnny: "Ok, Reverend! I always trust people in big unmarked white vans!"
by HelloWorldDotExecutable November 06, 2012

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