A fat dick or synonym for chode.
She unzipped his pants to find a scary ass chump hanging in front of her face.
by Flake The Chump January 16, 2017
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Guys named Cody from Houston who work on submarines
"He's the biggest chump you'll ever meet"
by irregularsnail April 28, 2018
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Anyone with the name Derrick, Hector, Justin or James; and who is in prison, work release, or has been to either
Derrick is the king chump along with Hector. Leaders of the chumps.
by Wws863 September 20, 2019
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petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children
boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma July 6, 2012
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When someone jumps from one fuck boy to another fuck boy
"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"
by emmileejoe September 18, 2017
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When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.

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There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.
by SquareUp March 7, 2017
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