Top Definition
1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards

2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.
A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.

Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?

Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.
by the david thomas April 01, 2008

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