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One who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a wank. This condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.
Guy1: Yo man? Have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in Doug's apartment?

Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.
by doubledew June 13, 2010
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