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The chriton is a mysterious little creature closely related to the ferret and the weasel. The chriton is most often used by humans to chase people out of their hiding places. This creature is extremely feirce and easily enraged. It has jagged teeth and a foul odor. Its fur is extremely thick and most often brown. It dwells in the caves and rocky regions in Central North America.
Send in the chriton!!! It will flush them out the other side.
by Jared Miles December 04, 2004

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