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Any article of clothing worn by either a man or woman that is very unsexy and serves as effective birth control...
OK, that 1950's dress that Julie is rocking is a little too much like June Cleaver wearing a christmas sweater for adds about 30 years to her age...
by Irish Mike 1965 September 09, 2008
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When a man or women snorts cocaine from the inside of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
While in jail, Brady was very popular because he supplied a christmas sweater to all the other inmates.
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When a male is continously making the sweetest of love mildly nausea's and randomly hurls on the back of a girl giving her a Christmas Sweater.
Male: Oh baby as i'm making love to you i forgot to tell you I got you a gift
Female: What is it baby?
Male: A..(Barfs)

Narrator: He gave her a Christmas Sweater
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