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christilily 

someone who's parents could not decide what to name her.
She is extremely caring and puts others before herself
Eric: What is your friends name again?
Jessika: Christilily!
Eric: What? Tigerlily?
christilily by Wicken189 February 16, 2010

Christophiliac 

A geek who is only 14 or 15 and loves classical music, he also wants to shag Christ. I pity this fool indeed and you should to. He also never, and yes I mean never, lets someone else anwer a question in the classroom. Some advice he should recieve is to be a little more immature and have a bit of fun in his life. And if this reminds you of anyone refer them to the best Psychiatrist immeadiately!
Shut up you Cristophiliac.
Christophiliac by Nathan Evans March 8, 2005

christophile

Someone who is overtly, annoyingly, and totally christian to the point where you want to take their bible and give them a newly shaped frontal lobe with it. Basically, this is a homophone for bible-thumper, and holy roller.
God, he/she is such a christophile.
christophile by Jesus was Emo. December 17, 2007

Christicide 

Christicide!
Because Homocide wasn't good enough.

christicize 

/ˈkrisdəˌsīz/

verb

1. indicate the faults of (someone or something) in a disapproving way by a person or persons who are named “Chris.”

"Chris christicized the failure to provide an adequate and permanent compensation"
synonyms: find fault with, censure, denounce, condemn, attack, lambaste, pillory, rail against, inveigh against, arraign, cast aspersions on, pour scorn on, disparage, denigrate, give bad press to, run down; informalknock, pan, maul, slam, roast, hammer, lay into, lace into, flay, crucify, take apart, pull to pieces, pick holes in, pummel, trash, nitpick; formalexcoriate
"must you criticize everything she does?"
My brother christicized his current duty station.
christicize by caltex81 January 14, 2018

Christophilia

A sexual fetish for Jesus Christ. Those with this fetish fantasize unendingly about being pounded by the Lord & Savior and imagine themselves with Him whenever they orgasm. Christophiliacs imagine sex with Jesus as being the best sex ever.
Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya