Christian Atheist

A person who believes that Jesus Christ did exist but he was just a prophet.
Christian atheists believe in the morals that Christ taught, but reject that he was the Son of God

Melissa considered herself a Christian Atheist, she loved the idea to love one another but did not beleive Jesus was the Saviour.

Christian Atheist by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006

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Christian Atheist

Someone who thanks God they're an atheist.

So, we know you're an atheist, but we still want to know ... are you a Christian atheist or a Muslim atheist?

Christian Atheist by Fearman November 25, 2007

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Christian Atheist

A person who believes in God but lives as if He doesn't exist.

Aria says she believes God is real, but she goes out and parties and has sex with her boyfriend every weekend. She's such a Christian Atheist.

Christian Atheist by IamKatieBear October 24, 2011

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Christian Atheist

An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.

Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.

Christian Atheist by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023

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Atheist named Christian

A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu

Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.

Atheist named Christian by SurvivingMining June 14, 2016

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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