Top Definition
Clothing line for middle aged receding hairline, fatty armed Eastern European men who wish they were buff and young and ha wives who were falling apart at the seams

Usually adorned in gold foil, sailor tattoo inspired art or gem stones, which is ridiculous because that all sounds very feminine

Everything in this definition applies to Ed Hardy as well
Vladimir: After me and Ivanna got back from the botox clinic I bought a too tight Christian Audiger t shirt

True Friends Dont Lie: Buddy youre like 45, your wifes tits are gross and you need to put on a suit

True Friends Dont Lie 2: Whats with the trucker hat? Did you take up break dancing too? Does that say Faith? Wow what a faggot
by HateGreasyOldGinos October 22, 2009

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