All-Knowing. The one person in the world that knows everything about everything. Also known in certain areas of Afghanistan as SPIN SHAITAN aka White Devil.
Guy 1: Dude what is the square root of infinity?
Guy 2: I dont know just ask a Christerson!
Guy 1: Why is it so damn hot today?
Guy 2: I dont know? What do I look like a Christerson?
Guy 1: Hey why are Chinese pussies sideways?
Guy 2: Well Im no Christerson but I think its because of their water.