An infidelish creature known as Christabel. She will be short and very distracting, as well as hard to ignore. Insistent, you may find it hard to shake the Christabel-Infidel once she has decided you are friends. She will be very similar to a chav.
Jennifer: Oh my God, there was a Christabel-Infidel following me around the other day.
Mollie: Maybe you should shoot yourself before it's too late.