A clumsy ninja, prone to acts of accidentally awesome self injury; doesn't just fall down the stairs, but down the stairs, through a plate-glass window, and into the swimming pool.
Jenn: I don't know why Chrissy won't send those crutches home, she isn't using them.
Lindsey: She will be soon enough, she's a clumsy ninja!
Lindsey: She will be soon enough, she's a clumsy ninja!
by The Real Don Quixote February 3, 2010
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A Chrissi is one of the best friends you can have in your life. He is trustworthy, extremely funny, speaks fluently sarcasms and will always pick of the phone, no matter what. He is the kind of guy who stays up until 4 am to make sure you’ll get safely home when you’re drunk. A Chrissi is sensitive and isn’t afraid of speaking about his feelings. It’s not uncommon for a Chrissi to have a discussion for hours. A Chrissi is an extremely intelligent guy and sometimes it’s hard to beat his arguments. He may seem a bit like a smart ass, but in the end, he has your best interests at heart. He’s always down for an adventure, especially for communist revolutions. You can’t count on him like no other, having a Chrissi in your life is considered a blessing all over the world.
by HermionesSoma May 27, 2021
A girl who is a completly backstabbing person. Out of her two faces sadly they're both ugly. Also named a slut or a Whore.
by KFC or Giggles May 27, 2009
Drug user skank. Does every crack in the book. Has AIDS, blonde hair and chinq eyes. Leads you into bad things.
Snow white is definition Chrissy.
by Otter0583 April 28, 2010
by cowgirl9 March 4, 2011
A name occasionally used as slang to describe a person of incredibly obscure social standing and personality.
A Chrissy fits into no archetype of mainstream society, and cannot be placed accurately on any kind of social scale. Although difficult to understand at first, a Chrissy can become your best friend, and an amazing partner and lover. Chrissys observe from afar, and can understand or help with nearly any personal struggle.
A Chrissy is a confusing, delicate creature with a large heart. Don't let a Chrissy slip away.
A Chrissy fits into no archetype of mainstream society, and cannot be placed accurately on any kind of social scale. Although difficult to understand at first, a Chrissy can become your best friend, and an amazing partner and lover. Chrissys observe from afar, and can understand or help with nearly any personal struggle.
A Chrissy is a confusing, delicate creature with a large heart. Don't let a Chrissy slip away.
by FranzLiszt April 26, 2013