A South African boy who wears stubbies and is very hairy like a wolf.
He tends to catch lice in his hairy arms.
He likes to milk cows and wants many African babies.
He can not sing.
But he's hot so that doesn't matter.
He loves disney channels and plaiting his arm hair.
Loves Miley Cyrus
"Dude, have you seen my cellphone?"
"Have you looked in Chrisjans arm hair"

"I love Miley"
by AfricanQueenBlond November 13, 2011

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Synonym for loser. Epitome of rock bottom. Playing dragon games all day while sucking dragon dick.
Look at that loser over there! Oh my word bru, what a Chris-Jan!
by Lvl2Wizard May 27, 2016

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