Chris Wilson

n. a unit ment for measuring the purest of undiluted awesomness

adj. a term used to describe extraordinary good fortune

n. a biomass created at the birth of the universe whose sole purpose is to store unimagimable energy and control the balance of the universe; used to recharge flux capacitors

Ex. Bill: hey jim how was that party last night, pretty epic, eh

Jim: hell yeah, I rate it about 300 Chris Wilsons

Bill: damn dude, you must have gotten it on with cheri, that's some pretty Chris Wilson luck, she's always such a prude

Jim: yeah I have had some great luck lately, that reminds me, I should probably take my flux capacitor off the Chris Wilson, or else my house might burn down

Chris Wilson by Osumsoss July 11, 2010

Chris Wilson

Chris Wilson is the leader of the Yourhighnessgaming Twitch stream and community, he is an absolute tank 6'4 ultrachad who has swarms of supermodels constantly at his door. He is a master of every form of Hand-To-Hand combat and a charming, handsome, charismatic, kind guy who everybody with a single braincell loves.

"Chris Wilson is so handsome!"
"I wish Chris Wilson would read me a bedtime story"
"Chris Wilson is the reason I'm happy!

Chris Wilson by AlphaZeroSeven November 29, 2022

Chris wilson

Mr. MAKE SHIT HAPPEN

I heard that chris wilson can make shit happen

Chris wilson by Mr.tophat December 27, 2018

Chris Wilson

The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.

The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.

Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!

Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?

Me: No, why?

Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.

Chris Wilson by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022

haley christ wilson

Haley christ-wilson is a beautiful good looking bitch. She’s fine asf and pulls all the guys. Her curly hair and has a nice booty. She doesn’t put up with people bullshit and will punch anyone. Even though she is beautiful she is quite dumb

Wow that’s Haley christ wilson

haley christ wilson by jj97801 June 18, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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