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Verb- To beat someone almost to death. So bad in fact, that it would be possible for the area's district attorney to possibly file attempted murder charges against you. Also possible for sexual assault, but usually the humiliation from the beating alone would be just as bad as said sexual assault.
After getting fired, I wanted to Chris-Brown my manager, Brihanna.
by whiteknighte March 03, 2009
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The act of pimp slapping and choking a female out of consciousness. Usually used As a verb.
"You didn't have to Chris Brown her! What the fuck are we going to do with her body?"
by dannymitch February 11, 2009
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v. to beat your woman. Can also be a synonym for the verb "to beat"
Guy: Did you bring the pudding?
Girl: I brought frozen yogurt.
Guy: I oughta Chris Brown you right here.
by minhdzuy February 11, 2009
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any act of violence against a woman
He straight Chris Browned her in the jaw!
by chi city real talk February 10, 2009
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(Verb)- To physically beat a woman, in many cases, a Rhianna (See Rhianna)
by TheJesusDictionary February 12, 2009
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by ashketchum1 February 10, 2009
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the act of beating the shit out of someone, preferably a woman
by princess1323232 February 11, 2009
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