A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.
"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."
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"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"
OR
"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"
by HedgesLikesToFap October 16, 2015