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The Chong Dong 

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass
Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes
The Chong Dong by KKK77777 March 13, 2018
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bing bong ching chong ding dong 

It's what hoomuns call Asians and its a dick
#1. American" bing bong ching chong ding dong."
Asian: "Fuck off"
#2.

wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo

ur stupid twin brother that you want to yeet out the window and out of existence
that wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo is dumb

ching chong my ding dong 

Basically, "fuck my dick" or "I don't understand you!" It's extremely racist to Asian people, especially Chinese people. You can use this to mock something you hear in Chinese
Jacky: *says something in Chinese*
Austin: Ching chong my ding dong!
Jacky: Huh?

ching chong wallah ding dong 

This is a phrase many civilians use in order to express their nature and feeling .
Mum said "ching chong wallah ding dong " to her dog, and the dog said "ding dong wallah ching chong"

ding dong ching chong 

what Chinese people say
chinese person :ding dong ching chong. hotel clerk : Im sorry i dont understand chinese people language

Dong bong chong 

A Chinese person who likes to have sex in public
Omg Charlie is such a Dong Bong Chong, he did the deed with Chelsea in a bus yesterday !!