Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

Chonder Kilos by Rizwich September 24, 2012

Chodor 

N- The odor produced from a sweaty or otherwise dirty chode. The most disgusting smell known to mankind produced from dried anal seepage, sweat, and possibly vaginal/penile juices. It is most disgusting in confined spaces like cars, elevators, and dorm rooms.

Drew-"sweet shit! what the crap is that smell?!"
Sam-"dude that's gotta be John's chodor!"
John-"I take pride in my chodor so man up and get used to it."

Chodor by Mendez Hernandez Valdez April 14, 2009

California Condor Nest 

An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.

Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.

California Condor Nest by 84579876874 June 29, 2011

chondriac 

1. The term "chondria" is Greek and means "cartilage" or "breast bone."

- However, the term "hypochondriac" has a completely different meaning.

2. Hypochondriac: A person who is abnormally anxious about their health to the point where they suspect they have a serious condition based on a few minor symptoms.

Guy: Hey man, you don’t look so good, y’alright?

Hypochondriac: Nah not really, I’ve got a migraine, I swear I’ve got a brain tumour or something.

Guy: Ouch, I’m sure it’s just a plain ol’ migraine…

chondriac by Poosy November 25, 2013

crondor 

one who possesses great affinity for marijuana; one who has the capacity to induce large doses of marijuana

'King is a hell crondor'

crondor by Gave 'King' McMahon October 30, 2005

Chonder 

Useless talking among a group of friends. Usually when they are fucked up (High, Drunk, Tripping, etc.). Has no relevant meaning or any purpose, it’s just chonder.

Why is peter talking about whales with lasers attached to it?

He’s just speaking chonder.

Chonder by ~Samman September 19, 2019

Sex Condor 

A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.

My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.

Sex Condor by Landfillian March 22, 2009