by Professionally Insane January 26, 2009
by blinkmebaby January 25, 2005
"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".
"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
by Melays April 21, 2017
when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.
male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
by xxx_anonymouse_xxx October 5, 2015
"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."
"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"
"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"
"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
by General Cluck-Cluck June 13, 2003