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1.
The name of a certain individual who looks like a baby shrek and yaks at jams. A sure sign of a choif is someone who gets a haircut and there is no noticeable difference.
"yo i got a haircut"

"no you didnt"

"yeah i did man"

" ya ok Choif "
by ohsa January 11, 2009
 
2.
A small, furry rodent, usually a hack. Likes Chubba alot.
Person: Man, that guy is a big hack!
Friend: I know, he's such a choif.
by 8_8 November 09, 2008