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514.
The dank marshlands where the sensitivity of the testes and the brown hell hole synergize to create a doom zone leading to the inevitable peril of all those ignorant to its trickery. Also known as the sly and cunning fox of the male anatomy. Similar to the apple in the Garden of Eden or Pandora's Box in Ancient Greek Mythology - the root of all evil.

Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes,

Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts)

Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces

FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe Hallerism.
My chode smells of sweet snapdragons after a dew haven; however upon closer inspection, a whirlwind of Hallers engulfed my girlfriend's face.

The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives.

The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode.
 
57.
a Chode would be more easily defined as Beto (:
Ummmm.... Nawwww (: Chode! (:
by senterdebero01 October 25, 2011
 
58.
Chode is when a man has a small but Fat Penis
You Have a Chode!
by jduffyuwtfr7wfgy7w June 09, 2011
 
59.
A person who believes that a gouch or taint is called a chode and fails to realize a chode is a short fat cock
Thats dude thinks a chode is a taint

haha what a chode
by chodemaster221 July 03, 2010
 
60.
A dick that has more girth than length.
Girl1: Girth is the best :D
Girl2: CHODE LOVER!
Guy1: So, I heard you like chodes? :)
by ~ Nate ~ May 05, 2010
 
61.
A chode is a penis in which the diameter is larger than the length.

It is also mistakenly used to refer to the perineum, but this is erroneous.
My boyfriend's chode looks like a can of skoal.
by f00lhardy March 09, 2010
 
62.
when your cock is like.... wider <----->
than it is long, therefore you have a chode
#1) Dude!!!! that guy has a fucken chode!!

#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...

#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!
by Not Conner Runyon September 08, 2008
 
63.
A word used to define a penis wider than it is long.
My ex boyfriend Josh from Hull, had a chode.
by dr4g0nsl4y3r666 September 06, 2008