by jpizzizzle June 12, 2007
A Chode is not the gooch. We do not need multiple words for the gooch, because the area between the scrotum and the asshole is simply a gooch, and nothing more. A true chode is a penis fatter than it is long, and while its true that a true chode may not exist, it also may, and I'm sure there are many penises that are near chodes, which does, in turn, make it a chode. Also, in my neighborhood, a chode has become such a common word that it can now be used to describe anything that is severely short and fat, such as little fat kids, short fat adults, and other things that are fatter than they are tall (or are just really short and wide/fat).
Look at that midget-- What a Chode!!
Haha, your mom is a chode!
A Chode is more pleasing to a woman than a needledick, yet it is still difficult to please a woman with a chode.
Haha, your mom is a chode!
A Chode is more pleasing to a woman than a needledick, yet it is still difficult to please a woman with a chode.
by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode April 25, 2006
#1) Dude!!!! that guy has a fucken chode!!
#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...
#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!
#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...
#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!
by Not Conner Runyon September 9, 2008
by my idol January 6, 2009
"My boyfriend was talking about his dick last night, he said it's real wide... even wider than long"
"You lazy eyed virgin! He's got a chode!"
"You lazy eyed virgin! He's got a chode!"
by The Queen Of Chodes November 14, 2004
by k Schizzle February 10, 2003
A penis which is fat and small to such an extensive degree, that it is actually wider than it is long.
I unzipped his trousers and I was confronted with what I thought to be a grossly inflammed testicle. It was, alas, only the poor boy's chode. Needless to say, I ran quickly.
by Chode Appreciation Society January 20, 2004