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When a male is having anal-sex and shit gets into his urethral orifice (penis hole) causing him to shoot out chocolate jizz.

Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.
Girl: Did you just shit out of your weiner?

Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.

Girl: Is it real chocolate?

Guy: Ummmm...yeah.

Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!
by KangarooTaco May 17, 2010

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