When you have explosive diarrhea, get some on the testicular region, and then teabag someone.
My good friend, I happened to have put my fair spouse into some un-easyness when I placed upon her my chocolate dunkers; I believe it may have been caused by the hot wings I had eaten previously before. Jolly good time.
Doe man doe, I gave my bitch some of 'dem chocolate dunkers after I got me some of dat KAY EFF CAYYYYY. Jolly good time.