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A Chockodile is a small squirt you just want to punch in the face. Can be rated from anywhere between 1-100 Chockos. A Chockodile suffers from Chockodilia, the condition of being a Chockodile. They are usually short, and need puberty to be cured of Chockodilia.
Chockodile with high voice:Heeeeey!
Guy: Shut up before I punch you. Youre like 75 Chockos. God.
by Dr. Chocko July 27, 2010

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