A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.
"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"
by Alice Crowely January 07, 2009
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a choad made out of waffles or someone that is acting retarded
that bitch keith is such a choad waffle
by fuck me with a chainsaw November 13, 2007