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1.
any abnormal general swelling, or increase in diameter of the abdominal area following ingestion of large food quantities from a slightly elevated mexican fast food chain
Following a carnitas burrito, a quesadilla and two bags of limey-saltarrific chips, Joe Collegestudent rocket slam-dunked for the first time in his life before collapsing on his dorm bed with his girlfriend. The night turned south once his overwhelming flatulence and paralyzing chipot-bloat prevented him from advancing past first base.
by Dave-S March 12, 2011