Chip 'n Dip

A chip 'n dip is when you masturbate like the lonely-ass you are, you cum, and then your penis then slowly dips into the cum (like a chip going into the dip)

Jim: What were you doing last night Bill?
Bill: Man, I was just having a good time, y'know jerking off and shit, then I took a chip 'n dip and my whole night was

ruined. I came to find out that my wife doesn't love me, and my children are gay. My life is going downhill dude....
Jim: What? Oh sorry, i was playing Clash Royale.
Bill: Fuck you dude....

by AnonymousDouchebag December 16, 2017

Chips with the Dip

1. To have Chips with a side of Dip

2. Any ting or object combined with something extra or luxurious

Ben stated "I want my battry tings with the dip".

Drake wants his Chips with the Dip.

by Front End Manager June 15, 2019

Chip and Dip Theory

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.

Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory

by blah_.blah_.blum_. August 8, 2017

chips n dip

The small amount of damage you take when you block a special move in the Street Fighter franchise

(You're at < 1% health, and I throw a fireball at you..)

"Enjoy the chips n dip buddeh!"

by z3roshot February 19, 2009

chip n dip

a "would you rather" game

chip n dip? "chip"... or "dip"?
skirt or dress? ("dress has easier axcess!")
lights on or off?
whip cream or ice cream?
etc.

by caitrs23 June 15, 2008

Fish n Chip Dirty Dip

A hole cut in the bottom of the fish n chip bag in which the penis is inserted. The fish n chips is shared with the person or persons who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.

When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!

"Hayden gave Karli the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip!" "After finding Hayden's semi-soft cock in the bag Karli chucked her guts up as Hayden told her that it wasn't just vinegar on the chips, it was his cum!"

"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"

by The Moody Poet January 23, 2007

Corn chips and cheese dip

Something that someone said which sounded really cheesey and corny.

Boyfriend: Baby, I love you around the world, through the universe and back, around saturn's rings and through the suns rays for an eternity.

Girlfriend: Ugh, corn chips and cheese dip...

by random and bored person October 17, 2010