Not to be confused with "El Patron". The Chinchon is someone who has it all figured out, he is the one who oversees the kingdom of Chinchonia. Chinchon common attire is gold clothing, gold teeth, a scepter, possibly a gold horse. A chinchon is a combination of a "pimp" and a "king".
Is that a pimp?" "I don't think so man, look at his horse" "Oh, must be a chinchon