No China Syndrome

You know those shitty little ornaments you buy your least favourite aunties and uncles for xmas? Chances are they say "Made in China" on the base. The thing is, China is well known for churning out endless amounts of crap that nobody gives a monkey about.

So there you have it. No China Syndrome = No Bullshit

Guy 1: Justin Bieber is the greatest singer of all time
Guy 2: Dude, No China Syndrome hahaha
Guy 1: No really, he's so mega talented and I'm like his biggest Bielieber
Guy 2: Go die, prick

by Rule 106 January 21, 2011

Made-in-China Syndrome

Made-in-China Syndrome occurs, when someone implies that your valuables are not much worth as you think by presuming that they were made in an economy using plenty of cheap labour, often out of envy, ignorance or piss-taking.

"Look at this ring! I got this at an auction website last week! That was a bargain as well!"
"T's have a look...Cheap sliver shine, innit? Probably hot stuff. Or a sweat shop fake..."
"Here we go again. You're going through another round of Made-in-China syndrome, David!"

by Hiroish June 27, 2014

China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong)

Normally the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, pink eye, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, bile burps, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, amoebic dysentery, watery shits, shitty shits etc, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss, a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

a. “Where have you been all morning?”
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong)"
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.”

by Lenny Banter March 29, 2006