Lone Chilean Miner

n. An ingrown pubic hair on the underbutt.

-Common occurrence among extremely overweight men wearing denim riding rascals through Six Flags Over Georgia during the months of August.

- Also has sporadically occurring in females with excessive peri-anal hair and type 2 hyperhidrosis

While riding the scooter at Wal-Mart, DeWayne realized the the coarse leather seat has popped his Lone Chilean Miner, causing a sour stench to radiate from his underbutt.

by Slippery Dingo March 24, 2012

free the chilean miners

to take a dump

Where did you run off to in such a hurry?
I had to go free the chilean miners.

I feel like I haven't pooped in days, I need to free the chilean miners.

by Epich October 14, 2010

Chilean Miner Deep

Going balls deeper than deep during sexual intercourse.

Suzie: Dang, little Bobby was Chilean Miner Deep in me last night.
Sandy: Wow, Suzie, did they have to send in a rescue team?

by Newkixchic January 18, 2012

Chilean Miner Rescue

The Chilean Miner Rescue is when a girl (preferably one you know) loses a medium of anal pleasure and her colon collapses. From that moment, it takes seventy days, a few NASA experts and a pipeline to get it out. Optional: for more fun, send provisions daily!

My girlfriend told me she lost a buttplug. It took us seventy days to get it out through a Chilean miner rescue!

by Mike the plug October 25, 2010

Chilean Gummi Miners

A sexual activity for consenting adults. First, the female places herself in the doggy-style position (in her location of choice; preferably with her face placed flat upon the surface), then you get yourself a bag of Gummi Bears, and proceed to insert the little bears one by one into her anus. Once you've placed enough in there, go ahead and suck them out using only your mouth/tongue. This activity works best if the female has had an enema beforehand. please enjoy responsibly.

"My GF and I tried playing 'Chilean Gummi Miners' and I got shit in my mouth.. never again!"

by capitanpingaloca February 26, 2015