Chicken Smoothie is a free site you can sign up for that is full of children and teenagers who are mainly female and like to adopt free virtual pets that you can trade and dress up. Children below the age of 12 are COPPAs and cannot post on the forums or send PMs. Even if it is illegal, kids manage to get around the COPPA and make another account under an older age so they can post and make friends. A lot of the members are annoying (especially the ones that hang around the Adoptable oekaki board and the roleplay boards below semi-lit), but there are some that are nice and friendly, too. A majority of the staff are hardworking and interactive, but there are a few that don't really do their job and should be fired.
A sane member: "Some of the members on Chicken Smoothie are pretty chill and cool to talk to."
An insane member: "OMG DAYUM I LURVE CHERKAN SMURVIE AN BVB AND 1D AND DOCTOR WHO AND JUSTIN BIEBER AND SELENA GOMEZ LOL!!!!1 XD SEND ME FREE PETZ IF U AGREE WIT ME!!!!!!!!! OMG PLZ LET ME WIN THIS JBD ITS SO SEXY!!!!!!! I LIED WHEN I SIGNED UP SO I CAN POST ON THE FORMS XD IM RLLY RANDOM AND KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!one"
An insane member: "OMG DAYUM I LURVE CHERKAN SMURVIE AN BVB AND 1D AND DOCTOR WHO AND JUSTIN BIEBER AND SELENA GOMEZ LOL!!!!1 XD SEND ME FREE PETZ IF U AGREE WIT ME!!!!!!!!! OMG PLZ LET ME WIN THIS JBD ITS SO SEXY!!!!!!! I LIED WHEN I SIGNED UP SO I CAN POST ON THE FORMS XD IM RLLY RANDOM AND KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!one"
by rioebndfkjrjenk November 18, 2013
A site once designed for collecting free, useless-but-cute online "pets" that has now become an online forum community filled with furries, feminazis, overzealous LGBTQ+ members and animal rights activists that enjoy cyber-bullying and acting like children and shunning anyone who does not agree with them.
Chicken Smoothie was once a fun site for collecting pets and sharing art, but is now overrun with a bunch of adults with nothing better to do that take their online "pets" a little too seriously...
by scabbed wings September 1, 2015
by CHICKEN_S_M_O_O_T_H_I_E April 10, 2017
Chicken smoothie is a Forum that primarily revolves around adopting virtual animals and posting on forums. It is a cancerous stamping ground for weeaboos, furries, insane fangirls, obnoxious teenagers and all kinds of liberals.
by Kzkra April 19, 2018