A Star-of-David shaped chewy candy made by a Jewish candy company.In the middle of the candy,there is a shiny quarter.You eat the candy,and you get the quarter.BUT-if there are any Jews in the surrounding area,they have an obligation to take the quarter back and put it in their piggy banks.
Man:Hey,this Chewy Jewy is great!Ooh-a shiny quarter!!
Jew:*tackles man to ground and takes the quarter* Sorry,its a rule *runs away*
Jew:*tackles man to ground and takes the quarter* Sorry,its a rule *runs away*
by srslyjustajokeimnotantisemetic April 26, 2009