chet

To chet is to masturbate while crying, or to cry while masturbating.

"Yeah man, I had a pretty rough day so I just went home and had myself a good chet."
"Dude you've been in the shower forever! Are you chetting?"
" I was planning on just masturbating but then I though of Nana and it became a chet-fest"

by Grainhead March 6, 2017

Chet

A pet that is like a child to it's owner(s). Child+Pet= Chet.

Our chets are so spoiled they feel they have to sleep in the bed with us.

by cdw Rapid City, SD November 10, 2010

Chet

Chet is a codeword for a fart...

(While females are in the room)
Female - eww whats that smell?
Mark - haha who let chet in?!?
Female - whos chet?
Collin - ahhhh chets here!!!

by Collin January 2, 2005

Chet

a jock who says he get action but gets nuthing

Your acting like a Chet

by charlie December 1, 2003

Chet

The callsign of an S-3B pilot who lives in Jacksonville, Fl. Possibly based on Bill Paxton's character from Wierd Science because when he drinks he turns into a dick. His sexuality is jokingly suspect and his choice of progressive clothes are often a topic of discussion.

Is chet gay, or what is with that guy? Have you seen his closet?

by J.O. Vidar August 4, 2006

Chet

A Chet is a complete masochistic bottom that is submissive to a sadistic Female or Male usually the latter

Man, did you know he's a Chet that he got 3 masters

by Suki_Rei January 14, 2020

chet

An extremely rugged manly man, especially as it refers to bikers. Like to drink heavy dark beer and then name his bike after the beer.

Damn, Brian may sound gay, but he's actually a real Chet.

by vicjacoby July 12, 2004