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Schrodinger's Cheshire Cat 

The cat is both here and not here, while simultaneously being neither here, nor there. The cat cannot be nowhere, yet the cat is not everywhere. However, it may be anywhere, but it can only be somewhere. So, where is it?
"C'mon, just give up, already! You've been looking for that thing for hours! You might as well be looking for Schrodinger's Cheshire Cat!"

"But it has to be here. I've already looked everywhere, and I haven't found it anywhere. Perhaps if I start looking nowhere, I may end up finding it somewhere!"

"I swear you've gone mad, Bro."

"Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad, here."
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cheshire cat 

A fictional character in the book, Alice in Wonderland. It is always pictured with a wide smile on its face.
cheshire cat by yeah yeah July 21, 2003

cheshire cat 

A person who is too happy; almost to a point of being saccharine and unrealistic.
"What is wrong with our manager?,"said Bessa "Does he expect us to come in everyday and look like a Cheshire cat? We are retail workers and sometimes we have our bad days too."
cheshire cat by Oneida December 21, 2004

cheshire cat 

The first album released by the punk rock band blink-182.
Cheshire Cat was released in 1994, at the time the band was only called blink.
cheshire cat by Blink-dude December 28, 2005

Cheshire Cat 

a creature that is lost between life and death and stalks its prey with its smile of knives and its cloaks of shadows
404 Error, placebos from god, Evolved Online Forums
Cheshire Cat by Lostpeace December 21, 2003

Cheshire Cat 

When too tight jeans crease under your butt cheeks, making them resemble a smiling cat :3
Emily: How do these jeans look?

Tessa: No way. Totally Cheshire Cat.

Emily: GODDAMN
Cheshire Cat by T3SoFlyy January 17, 2011

cheshire cat 

Derogatory term for blacks. From Alice in Wonderland - the only way you can see them in the dark is if they open their eyes and smile.
cheshire cat by Hyrate June 28, 2006