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1.
The itching, sore, chaffed sensation around the anus, specifically the adjacent butt cheeks, as a result of improper wiping post bowel movement or anal leakage.
I either have a nasty case of cherry fanny or there is a piece of sand paper lodged in my crack.
by SHARPasatack January 23, 2011