by TheSimpleTruth1697 March 9, 2016
When someone drops a shit or a sequential series of shits in one session so horribly rank, that much like the site of the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster, the after effects result in parts of the bathroom no longer being suitable for human inhabitation, sometimes regardless of the duration of time after going Full Chernobyl.
As soon as I walked into the bathroom at work my eyeballs melted. I gasped for air but my throat had all but turned to a charred crisp. I fell to the ground as my joints instantly deteriorated. As my skin began to crack and fall off of my bones like butter from a warm knife, I knew that this was the fallout from Jake going Full Chernobyl in the staff bathroom.
by Self Taught Gynecologist April 10, 2017
by MonkeyMadness2012 March 16, 2011
by Surprise_Its_Your_Mom_69 December 31, 2010
The condition that results when a female who desperately needs to be on mood-stabilizing medication gets pregnant before being able to do so.
Her hormonal state was far past that of pms and she knew she needed head-meds. Before she could go on the head-meds she got knocked up, turning everything she came in contact with into a Hormonal Chernobyl for the next nine long months.
by LolaLaLola June 5, 2011
by Teratogen March 23, 2011
Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.
The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!
by Bukkake Bandits October 28, 2013