| 1. | Chegwinnit | ||
|
A small, highly buoyant, bit of poo that remains in the bowl following a flush and steadfastly refuses to disappear. Plunging and targeted tissue draping are ineffective. Self-generated chegwinnits mainly occur the first time you visit your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parent's house. Stranger's chegwinnits are regularly found in public conveniences. Often shortened to 'cheg'. I couldn't believe it. I was lunching with Kate and Wills when I needed a crap, and a fucking chegwinnit refused to flush! I scooped it out and fed the fucker to a corgi
|
|||
