Cheeky Pete

A Cheeky Pete: to have liquid poop touching cloth just before you make it to the toilet surrendering all natural behaviour and commitments for that day and leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable.

"Sorry boss, I can't make it in to work today, I got a bad case of the cheeky pete's...."

"Ahh man, whats that trickling down your legs - Ooooh, the cheeky pete's again..."

Cheeky Pete by Elliot Selwood October 2, 2008

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cheesy pete's

An exclamation made when swearing is not appropriate (ie workplace or in front of parents, etc.). Or used when someone does something stupid but swearing isn't allowed

Boss: "I need you to work a double today"

You: "Cheesy Pete's!!!!"

cheesy pete's by angel070104 August 28, 2017

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Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.

Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

Cheek busting Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 28, 2018

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peter-cheeks

A female who loves to tcikle the sausage with her esphogas

"Man look at the peter-cheeks on that girl"

peter-cheeks by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

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peter cheeks

The skin on each side of your pee hole.

Hey, you wanna see my peter cheeks!

peter cheeks by dahawaiian October 5, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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