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champagne problem 

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.
Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.
champagne problem by sfcityboy November 22, 2011

Champagne Papi 

Why the actual fuck is drake's Instagram name Champagne Papi. Da fuq?

champagne for our real friends 

Here's to champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!
- Old Irish Toast
Here's to champagne for our real friends!

champagne lovers

a song that was given a preview on TikTok by Niall Horan and should be released but he won’t do it when it will be adored by everyone.
Champagne lovers is a beautiful song which Niall Horan should release.
champagne lovers by mollball03 August 25, 2020

Hillbilly champagne 

White Lightning moonshine made with fruit flavors, popular for celebration.
The McCrory wedding featured all the peach and cherry hillbilly champagne you could drink! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAW!!!

champagne creamer 

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened
Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer
champagne creamer by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015