Rhyming slang for one being clean from addiction but not necessary seeming so. Can also be a sarcastic statement when someone is not clean and poorly attempting to hide their chronic substance abuse.
Yeah! You betcha I'm Charlie Sheen! Why? Can't ya tell?!
by Buntselina March 4, 2011
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A Charlie Sheen is an enormous outrageously excessive kitchen-sink like cocktail of alcoholic and chemical intoxicants which will without any doubt immediately kill anybody whose heart does not pump Charlie Sheen's tiger blood, and which will surely be responsible some day for killing its namesake as well.

Often otherwise known as “a suicide” or "a 911".

Often served by hookers who plan to later steal your wallet.

Children, do not try this at home. Immediately call 911 if you even hear someone discussing let alone preparing a Charlie Sheen.
Coroner’s report: Just one more idiot who either was suicidal or who said to himself, “Ya, that makes sense to me, I got tiger blood too; I think I’ll make myself a Charlie Sheen”.
by Ur Daddie March 1, 2011
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A drug that is not available to the vast majority due to the negative side effects of your body exploding while your face melts.
Yeah I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
by Follower's of Sheen March 7, 2011
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A drug not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Josh totally OD'd off one hit of some Charlie Sheen last night.
by head4 March 1, 2011
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To CharlieSheen, (verb) has quite a few meanings. It can mean to generally be erratic, to bang everything including but not limited to dirty hookers, classy hookers, 7 to 30 gram crack rocks, alien heads (yes cause you are on that level), to operate in one speed, one mode, one gear, to party so hard everyone else looks like droopy eyelided armless children, to harness focus, forget normalizing, and generally just lay the smackdown on life!
"Hey, man! I got that tiger blood" "Oh, so you're parents charlie sheened a tiger?"

"Say man, I gotta couple hookers last night and charlie sheened the hell out of them!" "Isn't that illegal?"

"I charlie sheened can't and can't is the cancer of happen therefore blinking my eye and curing my brain is the negative influx of all terrestrial tiger blood beholders"
by InlowOuthigh March 9, 2011
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A drug that if you try it once you will die, Your face will melt off, And your children will weep over your exploded body.
I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen
by epicwinwinwinrar March 11, 2011
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