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Charlezard 

The legendary Pokemon of all legendary Pokemon, Charlezard is the strongest creature to grace this planet with its presence. Mewtwo urinates himself if he is within a two mile radius of the Charlezard. Rumor has it, not even a Masterball can capture the almighty Charlezard. Charlezard created Arceus and made Rayquaza its personal servant. Charlezard also has a gnarly beard and the fiercest roar in all of the lands.
Arceus: Rayquaza, Mewto, neither of you have a chance! Now suck my balls.
Mewtwo: Don't make us tell Charlezard on you!!
Arceus: I'll behave!
Charlezard by Jiggedy! September 8, 2012
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Charizarding 

When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say "You don't have have enough badges to train me"
Charizarding with Jenny was a night I'll never forget.
Charizarding by MBq February 6, 2014

Charzarding 

Charzarding is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"
He started charzarding me so i left
Charzarding by baldore October 6, 2010
When you light a girls pubic hair on fire and then proceed to stick your dick in her, hold out your arms like a dragon would spread its wings and yell "You don't have enough badges to catch me!"
hey, bb know how to Charizard?
Charizard by AnalRektage January 18, 2017

Flaming Charzard

When you set your girls ass on fire then put it out with your cum and scream you dont have enough badges to train me then run out of the room flapping your arms like a bird while you scream
Flaming Charzard by flying gamose February 23, 2018

Angry Charizard 

You are about to finish with a woman, you pull out, light her pubes on fire and yell "You do not have enough badges to train me!"
You and a woman are having sex, when right before you finish you pull out and light her pubes on fire and yell "you do not have enough badges to train me!" Thus creating the Angry Charizard.
Angry Charizard by Tout January 17, 2012

Charizarded 

Demetrius: Yo bro, you good?
Tyresius: Yeah dog I'm just charizarded right now.
Demetrius: No way man we got court in 15 minutes.
Charizarded by sexymanlucas January 5, 2022