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When attempting to avoid shitting diarrhea into your pant and squeezing your ass cheeks so tight it makes your legs squeeze close together when you walk and make your feet point outward like a duck or like Charlie Chaplin.
Look at Joe's Chaplin Shuffle toward the bathroom he's never going to make it in time.
by Russell S July 14, 2006

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