Chainus

A chain that you swallow and let run through you untill it exits your asshole, then you link the end that you are about to swallow to the part that has come out of your asshole. Now let the chain run through your digestive system in a loop.

I knew a tattoo artist with a chainus.

Chainus by 83n R1t5c431 November 26, 2018

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Channese

A person or people who watch too much television(television has channels, hence CHANNese). Often their fat asses take on a flat or sloped shape due to being seated constantly. Most Americans are Channese.

Channese 1: IMA VOTE FUR DA DEMOCRATS!!!
Channese 2: IMA GUNNA VOTE FIR DE REPUBLICANS!!!
Channese 3: *moan*

Channese by Macaque Sledjoy August 29, 2012

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channukah penguin

The penguin that leaves presents in the closet for all the Jewish boys and girls. He leaves these presents by riding on a magical spinning dradel. This penguin was made up by Cydni and Emily. All of this happens during Channukah.

The Channukah Penguin came to my house last night and left me the Coldplay CD.

channukah penguin by FabulouslyRandom July 26, 2008

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Channukristmice

An amalgamation of the main holidays celebrated towards the end of each calendar year in the U.S.. Used as a politically correct term to officially include non-Christians in the "Holiday season."

"Channukristmice pissed off all of the fundies who don't think it's a coincidence everyone celebrates around Winter solstice."

Channukristmice by Hrryank December 6, 2006