Chank spank 

The act of spanking your chank while stir frying a cat in the wok

Ho C. is the craziest Chank Spank this side of Chinatown

Chank spank by Chulo Master July 12, 2003

Doodleberg crank and spank 

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!

Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels

Doodleberg crank and spank by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

crank it and spank it by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022

Chang Shank 

A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before

Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.

Chang Shank by jtsaint June 30, 2011