Top Definition
1: Someone who is unable to grow facial hair and reads Harry Potter out loud.
2: A Micheal Douglas replica who dances with old women in swimming pools.
3: Someone who throws incessant hissy fits for no reason and sleeps with Nicarauguan children.
Look at that kid crying in the corner, what a Changitard.

Bob: Is that Michael douglas dancing with my great grandma?
Bill: No, its just a Changitard.

Bob: Watch out for that getto Jeep with a boat attached rolling over my cell phone into the lake.
Bill: Don't worry, its changitards, he's too busy readin Harry Potter with his wife and kids in Nicaragua.

by Jar Head Has January 22, 2007

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