Verb. To Chaney something or someone is to inflict physical or mental damage to them so they can no longer operate in the required way, if at all. Much like Vice President Dick Chaney.
'Dude, Steve was bein' a dick last night'
'Chaney the motherfucker, man!'
by Olembe May 18, 2008
Top Definition
Someone who is very pretty and nice. they are also outrageously hot and sexy. Chaneys usually also have very large breasts.
Wow, there goes a chaney!
by johnny deer April 04, 2010
a girl who knows who she is and won't change for anyone or anything. has a gift for photography but can't draw worth crap. has an awesome sense of fashion and can pull off any look, even if she thinks she can't. can be super sweet but a bitch when she needs to be, especially when people are fake. has a super loud, contagious laugh. has a lot of friends but only considers a few close. super gorgeous about her looks but doesn't need to be. all around a joy to be with :)
that girl is a chaney.
by babygurllll December 12, 2010
Adj: Screwing something up while intoxicated and attempting to fight your way out of it even though the attempt will fail. A path of destruction follows.

The levels of intoxication must be extraordinary and the intelligence must be low. Only the act of the "chaney" can be determined post hangover by observers, the Chaney has no idea he or she has committed the chaney or chaneyed it.
John: I had a great time last night, what happened?
Jim: The night was amazing! You had a for sure deal, Chaneyed it, and ended up with your dick in your hand!
by Jim Stucko Knuckles January 01, 2011
Street definition for a complete turd.
God Simon is a total Chaney!
by andrew howard October 14, 2005
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