Top Definition
A new kind of foreplay where one shakes up a bottle of champagne, pops the cork and covers their naked lover with the white foamy ejaculate. The champagne spaffer then licks it off their lover's naked body.
Champagne Spaffing is usually followed by making sweet wet fizzy lurve before spaffing on them with real man spaff.
Champagne Spaffing is usually followed by making sweet wet fizzy lurve before spaffing on them with real man spaff.
You can stay over in our bed tonight. If it's a little damp it's not that I wet the bed; it's just me and the wife enjoy a bit of champagne spaffing from time to time.
by enigmacrypt
September 04, 2009
