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Chair Tip 

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW
Chair Tip by Kylosis October 26, 2010
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rocking chair tipper 

A individual who dates a senior citizen or a relatively old person
Meg:Hey Brittany's dating a 59 year old shes a slut huh

Lois:Yea another run of the mill rocking chair tipper

tippie chair 

an irresponsible game, usually played under the influence of an alcoholic substance. The rules include finding the drunkest person in a pub and tipping their chair back and measuring the time in which takes for the person to fall backwards. The winners are rewarded with a cockie-slappie (see cockie slappie ref)
"Laura has one cockie slappie to her name because she gave that drunkard a tippie chair"
tippie chair by Alan D B May 1, 2007